Each year I make a shirt for the Llama-Tippers that makes fun of one of the major events of the past year. For Defcon 22, I decided to poke fun at Dogecoin, a joke about cryptocurrency that turned into a cryptocurrency itself. While I think Shiba Inus are cute, a llama is much more fitting for a cryptocurrency. First of all, it is untippable, and second, a llamagecoin sounds much cuter.
What will DC23 bring? I am thinking of Silk Road, but with Llamas. What about the FBI takedown? Can the FBI tip an untippable llama? What about Alpacas? What if there was a branch of government that simply investigated the tipping of llamas instead?